Back To The Future trilogy

Back To The Future Quotes

Like many memorable movies the Back to The Future Trilogy has spawned many popular quotes. We've captured many of them here for you. You might notice that the quotes way heavily towards the first movie - well that is the best film!

Back To The Future

Lorraine McFly: When I was your age I never chased a boy or called a boy or sat in a parked car with a boy.
Linda McFly: Then how am I ever supposed to ever meet anybody?
Lorraine McFly: Well, it'll just happen, like the was I met your father.
Linda McFly: That was so stupid! Grampa hit him with the car!

Marty:  Where the hell are they?!
Doc: The appropriate question is "when the hell are they?!"

Doc: Now, if my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit.

Mr. Strickland: You don't have a chance, you're too much like your old man. No McFly ever amounted to anything in the history of Hill Valley!
Marty: Yeah, well, history's gonna change.

High-School Band Judge: I'm afraid you're just too darn loud.

Marty:  Doc are you telling me you built a time machine . . . out of a Delorean?
Doc: The way I see it, if you're gonna build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style.

Marty: Does it run like on, on regular unleaded gasoline?
Doc: Unfortunately, no. It requires something with a little more kick; Plutonium!

Marty: Doc, you don't just walk into a store and buy plutonium-- did you rip that off?
Doc: Shhhhhh. Of course. From a group of Libyan nationalists. They wanted me to build them a bomb, so I took their plutonium and in turn, gave them a shiny bomb-casing filled with used pinball machine part

George McFly: Lorraine, my density has bought me to you.
Lorraine Baines: What?
George McFly: Oh, what I meant to say was...
Lorraine Baines: Wait a minute, don't I know you from somewhere?
George McFly: Yes. Yes. I'm George, George McFly. I'm your density. I mean... your destiny.

George McFly: Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain.

Marty: Jesus, George, it's a wonder I was ever born!

Lou: You gonna order something, kid?
Marty McFly: Ah, yeah... Give me a Tab.
Lou: Tab? I can't give you a tab unless you order something!
Marty McFly: Alright, give me a Pepsi Free.
Lou: You want a Pepsi, PAL, you're gonna pay for it!

Goldie Wilson: I'll be the most powerful man in Hill Valley, and I'm gonna clean up this town.
Lou: Good, you can start by sweeping the floor.

Doc: What on Earth's this thing I'm wearing?
Marty: Ah, this, this is a radiation suit.
Doc: Radiation suit? Of course, because of all the fallout from the atomic wars.

Marty: Calvin? Why do you keep calling me Calvin?
Lorraine Baines: Well, that is your name, isn't it? Calvin Klein? It's written all over your underwear.

Doc: Then tell me, Future Boy, who is President in the United States in 1985?
Marty: Ronald Reagan.
Doc: Ronald Reagan? The actor? Who's Vice President? Jerry Lewis?

Doc: If they don't meet, they won't fall in love, they won't get married and they won't have kids. That's why your older brother's disappearing from that photograph. Your sister will follow, and unless you repair the damage, you'll be next.
Marty: Sounds pretty heavy.
Doc: Weight has nothing to do with it.

Marty: Whoa, this is heavy.
Doc: There's that word again, 'heavy'. Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull?

Biff: Manure! I HATE manure!

Biff: Oh! Nice dress, Lorraine. Although, I think you'd look better wearing nothing at all.
Lorraine: Biff, why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?
Biff: Hey listen, Lorraine. Now that I got my car all fixed up I figured I cut you a break and give you the honour of going with the best looking guy in school.
Lorraine: Yeah, well, I'm busy.
Biff: Oh, yeah? Doing what?
Lorraine: Washing my hair.
Biff: Oh, that's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship.
Marty: Screen door on a submarine, you dork.

Doc: Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

Back To The Future II

Young Jennifer: I'm old!
Old Jennifer
: I'm young!

Doc: The time-travelling is just too dangerous. Better that I devote myself to study the other great mystery of the universe...women!

Jennifer: Excuse me, Doc. I brought this message back from the future and, well, now it's erased.
Doc: Of course it's erased.
Jennifer: But what does that mean?
Doc: It means your futures haven't been written yet. No one's has. So make it a good one, the both of you.

Marty: That's right, Doc. November 12, 1955.
Doc: Unbelievable, that old Biff could have chosen that particular date. It could mean that, that point in time inherently contains some sort of cosmic significance. Almost as if it were the junction point for the entire space-time continuum. On the other hand, it could just be an amazing coincidence.

Marty: There he is, Doc! Let's land on him, we'll cripple his car.
Doc: Marty, he's in a '46 Ford, we're in a DeLorean. He'd rip through us like we were tin foil.

Doc: The justice system works swiftly in the future now that they've abolished all lawyers.

Young Doc: No! It can't be! I just sent you back to the future!
Marty: You did, oh, I know, you did send me back to the future, but I'm back - I'm back FROM the future.
Young Doc: Great Scott!

Biff: Kid! I own the police! Besides, they couldn't match up the bullet that killed your old man!

Biff: I guess it's poetic justice, two McFly's with the same gun.

Back To The Future III

Doc: Reach!
Engineer: Is this a holdup?
Doc: It's a science experiment!

Marty: So you're my great-grandfather. The first McFly born in America. And you peed on me.

Doc: This'll shoot the fleas off a dog's back at 500 yards, Tannen! And it's pointed straight at your head!

Marty: Clara Clayton was supposed to die in the ravine. All the teachers tell the kids a story about a schoolteacher named Clayton who died in the ravine, and all the kids in town remember it because they all have a teacher they'd like to fall in the ravine.

Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: What's your name, dude?
Marty: Uh, Mar-, uh... Eastwood. Clint Eastwood.
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: What kind of stupid name is that?

Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen:: Manure! I HATE manure!

Doc: Marty, you're going to have to do something about those clothes. You walk around town dressed like that, you're liable to get shot.
Marty: Or hanged.
Doc: What idiot dressed you in that outfit?
Marty: You did.

Clara Clayton: I don't dance very well when my partner has a gun in his hand.

Doc: Marty, you're not thinking fourth-dimensionally!
Marty: Yeah, right, I have a real problem with that.


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